SWC - Sistah's With Cellulite

Wow. Where to begin?

Saw these two beauties near Downtown Atlanta. The one with the turquoise pants caught my attention first. You can kind of see her immense rolls of ass-fat in picture 2. It was amazing to see so much cellulite stuffed into spandex...and then the sistah in pink was the other half of this hot mess. I haven't seen this much dayglo pastels in 2 decades.

Then there is the ear rings on chickie # 1...WTF...did Jodie Whatley have a garage sale? (Google "Jodie Whatley" all of you not old enough to remember 1986)

Somewhere, somehow two brutha's are tapping these fine ladies...but at the end of the day as they say...it's all pink (or maybe turquoise) in the middle...

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I Ugly

Ok, so we're all familiar with the cool, hip dude from the Apple ads..."hi I'm a PC and I'm an Apple"...however in reality it seems as if the only thing this Bigfoot has in common with Apple is the shape of an apple.

I don't think this dude has seen his hard drive since the Reagan administration...

Perhaps Steve Jobs is stuffed inside his shirt and lives there between product launches...

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We Are Who We Are

This line of wannabe hookers was spotted outside Atlanta's Tabernacle music venue. All were standing in line to catch Ke$ha. I was sitting at a red light and thought I was witnessing some sort of auditions for "The Biggest Loser". Check out the chick in the center of the pic...cankles and thunder thighs...and look at the loser with the pink shirt next to her..please tell me these two don't intend to swap DNA and make an offspring. Crazy what you see when you least expect it...

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Sasquatch hits the supermarket

Picture # 1

Managed to capture these images of Bigfoot at a local supermarket. This is a picture of the beast from the rear...her jean size said "One Size Fits Indonesia". As you can see she was celebrating an occasion that called for cheap pink champagne and a cake...oh I forgot...March 16 is "National Fat and Ugly Day"...

Picture # 2

Talk about irony...the heifer is busy loading her crap on the conveyor surrounded by "Slim Jims". Oh and she's got all the food groups represented in that basket - beer, Captain Crunch and Doritos

Picture # 3

This last in the series was the "money shot". That scowling woman behind was her mother I believe...she knew I was snapping these shots of her Godzilla-size daughter and was about to confront me but a good feint on my part defused the situation. The apple didn't fall far from the ugly tree it seems.

Back to the beast...her shirt says "You Can't Fix Stupid"...evidently you can't fix ugly either

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Go Speed Racer...Go!

Watching this beast was truly like watching a trainwreck. I wanted to look away but found myself transfixed. She was about 600 Ibs or so and had a motorized scooter that was as big as a SMART car....and she was hauling ass. In this case it was a lot of hauling as you imagine. She flew along the parking lot of an IHOP, through potholes and over small rocks and as she did so every ounce of fat jiggled (check out the fat roll on her upper arm). Kudos to the scooter maker...it never missed a beat. The US Army should look into this company for it's next generation HumVee. I'm guessing IHOP was having all-you-can-eat Rooty, Tooty, Fresh and Fruity and she didn't want to miss a minute.

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Whachu gonna do with all that junk...?

Wow. This one was too hard to resist. She plonks her gynormous ass down in front of me and proceeds to expose the cottage cheese on her back for all the world to admire. So I snapped her picture. Yes those lines are stretch marks and cellulite on the small of her back. I can only imagine what that view looks like when doing her doggy-style. Spank that ass and ride the wave in brah...surf's up!

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Leprechaun

Get a load of this douchebag. He actually went out in public looking like this. I'm guessing he's mid-late 30's, receeding hairline and a nice belly. But check out his beard...he dyed the fucking thing GREEN. Perhaps he thinks he's going to get laid on St Patrick's Day so he's getting his leprechaun look on early?
Can you imagine this tool walking up to some chick in a bar and expecting her to want to have her eggs fertilized by him? Really?
I'm thinking the story behind the story is that he got drunk the night before and his room mate dyed it green as a joke. At least I'm hoping this is his excuse...if not he won't be getting pussy in this lifetime or the next...just sayin'

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