Get a load of this douchebag. He actually went out in public looking like this. I'm guessing he's mid-late 30's, receeding hairline and a nice belly. But check out his beard...he dyed the fucking thing GREEN. Perhaps he thinks he's going to get laid on St Patrick's Day so he's getting his leprechaun look on early?
Can you imagine this tool walking up to some chick in a bar and expecting her to want to have her eggs fertilized by him? Really?
I'm thinking the story behind the story is that he got drunk the night before and his room mate dyed it green as a joke. At least I'm hoping this is his excuse...if not he won't be getting pussy in this lifetime or the next...just sayin'
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Can you imagine this tool walking up to some chick in a bar and expecting her to want to have her eggs fertilized by him? Really?
I'm thinking the story behind the story is that he got drunk the night before and his room mate dyed it green as a joke. At least I'm hoping this is his excuse...if not he won't be getting pussy in this lifetime or the next...just sayin'
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