Go Speed Racer...Go!

Watching this beast was truly like watching a trainwreck. I wanted to look away but found myself transfixed. She was about 600 Ibs or so and had a motorized scooter that was as big as a SMART car....and she was hauling ass. In this case it was a lot of hauling as you imagine. She flew along the parking lot of an IHOP, through potholes and over small rocks and as she did so every ounce of fat jiggled (check out the fat roll on her upper arm). Kudos to the scooter maker...it never missed a beat. The US Army should look into this company for it's next generation HumVee. I'm guessing IHOP was having all-you-can-eat Rooty, Tooty, Fresh and Fruity and she didn't want to miss a minute.

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Whachu gonna do with all that junk...?

Wow. This one was too hard to resist. She plonks her gynormous ass down in front of me and proceeds to expose the cottage cheese on her back for all the world to admire. So I snapped her picture. Yes those lines are stretch marks and cellulite on the small of her back. I can only imagine what that view looks like when doing her doggy-style. Spank that ass and ride the wave in brah...surf's up!

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Leprechaun

Get a load of this douchebag. He actually went out in public looking like this. I'm guessing he's mid-late 30's, receeding hairline and a nice belly. But check out his beard...he dyed the fucking thing GREEN. Perhaps he thinks he's going to get laid on St Patrick's Day so he's getting his leprechaun look on early?
Can you imagine this tool walking up to some chick in a bar and expecting her to want to have her eggs fertilized by him? Really?
I'm thinking the story behind the story is that he got drunk the night before and his room mate dyed it green as a joke. At least I'm hoping this is his excuse...if not he won't be getting pussy in this lifetime or the next...just sayin'

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Garth's World

Do you remember Wayne's World from the early 1990's? Remember Garth (the dude with the blond shag wig and glasses)? Well Garth felt his inner woman was screaming to be let out...and so he had a sex change. You can see Garth has also added a few sleeves of tattoos and has had a son (sitting to her left). Lady Gaga also gets in on the act in the far right corner. My God the trifecta of ugly...

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The Devil Embraces Technology

Who would have thought the Prince of Darkness had a Verizon account? Satan here is either checking his e-mails from Hell or trying to get his bill straightened out with a call center in India and is finding out what Hell is really all about

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Mr T - The Next Generation

...If you have a problem...if no one else can solve it...maybe you can hire the A-Team...

Ok so this Samuel L Jackson look-alike decided his kids needed their own "look". Unfortunately this look went out in 1983...I'm surprised he didn't splurge on some bling to complete the effect.

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